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Reporting Potential Terrorist Toddlers–UK Ueber Alles!

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Every now and then, we here at Bayard & Holmes are reassured that not all of the political crack heads in the democratic world reside in the US Congress or the White House. As part of its counter-terrorism [...]

Holiday Social Savoir Faire–How Do You Rate?

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes The Holiday Season is upon us. Soon, life will be a whirlwind of dinner parties and fêtes. We realize that we will be the main topic of discussion for many of our readers at these parties, and we’d [...]

City Mouse vs. Country Mouse: A Multi-Cultural Experience

By Jenny Hansen and Piper Bayard What happens when you put a Country Mouse and a City Mouse in the same fish bowl? Two SocialIn writers with very different perceptions of reality! That’s exactly what happened when Jenny visited Piper’s [...]

1-800-ZAPP-ASS — Shock Politicians Into Shape!

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Are you feeling abused by your political system? Disgusted with your congressmen and their yes men? Ready to move to Central America to find some semblance of organized government? Fear not! Bayard & Holmes [...]

Which Despotic Dictator are You?

By Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes Psychological tests have inundated social media lately, giving people the opportunity to find out everything about themselves from which Lord of the Rings character they are to which weapon they most resemble. [...]

When Dates Should Come With A Warning Label

by Jenny Hansen In the heat of the summer, who doesn’t need a Friday belly laugh? Y’all remember my pal Clair from Can a Cup o’ Joe Make Your Man a Ho’, right? She’s out in the dating scene again and, well…she’s [...]

Questions That Sound Better With Narcotics…

Cruella, the evil machine… by Jenny Hansen Things are rolling along at the Hansen House after surgery last week to repair a torn labrum in my hip. I have tons of fun visitors with my sis and some BFFs dropping in to be sure I’m [...]

Embracing The Underpants War

by Jenny Hansen Move over Captain Underpants…there’s now The Underpants Wars. Note: If you’ve never been to More Cowbell, you might be unaware that when the Undie-verse speaks, I will always listen.(That’s why we have [...]

Thundershirts For Humans–A Bazillion Dollar Idea

by Jenny Hansen On Facebook the other day, I saw this status update from my cousin’s wife: “Ordered Bob a Thundershirt. Now, even the wind is freaking him out because he associates it with the power going out.” I’m immediately [...]

Why Settle for Your Customer’s Wallet When You Could Get in Her PANTS? PADVERTISE!

BY KRISTEN LAMB Any of you who regularly follow my author blog know that I am totally out of my mind a bit eccentric. Recently, I was speaking at the Tucson Festival of Books and I had to dash to the Ladies’ Room. As I closed the door [...]